I’ve just opened my iTunes and I am disgusted. That’s not my normal reaction, I’m usually
reassured. Reassured that my 895 albums, 28.2 days, and 90.30 GB
of music will mean I can feel (and act) very smug when streaming gets ruined
by exclusivity deals.
There’s an
overwhelming amount of stuff in the digital loft space of my iTunes
library. I want to shut the (metaphorical) hatch and walk away, or do what the (literal) previous owners of my
house did: claim to be doing me a favour by
leaving two malting plastic Christmas trees in the roof, a set of children’s flippers beneath the floor, and a haunting, faded
Teletubbies duvet cover in the garage. My equivalent digital music
trash would be: the iTunes 12 Days of
Christmas giveaway singles (almost as bad as the free U2 album), a
selection of unofficial mash-ups from that period when I thought the Times
Like These / Sweet Child o’ Mine mash-up was the
height of musical genius (accompanied by dodgy homemade artwork made in my
free copy of Photoshop Elements), and Agadoo.mp3 (no comment).
My iTunes contains every piece of music I’ve ever owned. Not just a curated selection of sentimental
items, but a hoarder’s den piled high with everything from the taste-shaping to
the cringe-inducing. Do you remember the foil-clad Ukranian Verka Serduchka from
Eurovision 2007? She’s in there. I’ve got an 8-bit version of OK Computer because I heard it on Soundcloud
once and thought it was kinda neat. I’d completely forgotten the existence of the Gorillaz
Smooth Jazz Tribute album that I bought because an identity crisis lead me to believe that I was a coffee shop both ran by and
for wankers.
The live tracks that bands gave away for
free for signing up to their email lists are like defunct currency from a
holiday I went on 10 years ago. OK Go have some great songs but I
don’t need mp3s of them live from
Hamburg.
It’s like
scrolling through my Facebook friends list and realising
how many people on there are not, in fact, my friends. Sure, I got along with
that one single on Partie Traumatic but that’s as deep as
it went. I have Uno by
Green Day because we have some mutual friends but we’d ever hang out one-on-one. And
the less said about that brief fling with Beady Eye the better.
But there are some real gems nestled between the
Spanish version of You’ve
Got a Friend in Me from Toy
Story 3 and David Bowie’s The
Laughing Gnome. There are strange little nuggets that you can’t find on Spotify, like The Vaccines’ cover of The
Winner Takes it All or The Avalanches’ radio mixes that they couldn’t get copyright clearance for. I like having this stuff in
there and knowing that it can’t vanish one
day because a corporation erased it or an artist
decided to edit it. And I do still have a nostalgia for the time when music
listening didn’t revolve
around algorithmic playlists (as helpful as they can be). I still love to
listen to a full album and that’s part of the joyful nostalgia for the
iPod era, it’s the reason I still have an iTunes library and two iPod
Classics. For me, using them has the same sense of ritual that people enjoy
when they put on a vinyl record.
But perhaps this disgust at my junk-filled iTunes
shows that I’ve been nostalgic for the wrong era of iPod. It’s the restraint of my second generation
iPod Nano that I really miss. With only 8GB to play with, every song had to
count. There was no room to store The Pink Panther theme on the off
chance that I wanted to soundtrack some sneaking around. There was only room
for the total of five tracks that I actually want to
hear from the combined 32 tracks of The Essential Bruce Springsteen and Soundgarden: A-Sides. But there was room for The Hoosiers full discography because they remain criminally
underrated.
So yes, I’ve done some digital spring cleaning, but I haven’t even started on the 200+ CDs accumulating dust in my living room. They can wait for next spring.